• me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
  • oldrockstars:

    becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

    quasi-normalcy:

    herotterness:

    jaclcfrost:

    in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

    Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

    Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

    sugahwaatah:

    white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

    *fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse
    Books don’t offer real escape, but they can stop a mind scratching itself raw.
    Cloud Atlas, David Mitchell  (via awesem)

    andbrittlebones:

    My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”



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